I tend to realize my errors in what I have just written during moments when I’m doing something else.

On Facebook, I posted this: Dear Facebook users, Facebook is for social networking, not auditioning for your much-coveted porn movie. Sincerely, we don’t need to see you in your underwear.

Then while I was doing the dishes, it occurred to me that there should be a word “role” after the words “porn movie”.

“Porn movie role,” I impulsively said aloud.

Moments like this often happen. I’ll either remember or realize something, then I’ll blurt the phrase aloud.

Thankfully, there’s no one at the kitchen but me. I imagined what would happen if there is a stranger there. He probably would think “Poor girl. Even while washing the plates, her mind is still on her dream job — a porn movie role. Very very determined.”

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